Driver's Ed: Drive Fast [Friday, Period One]
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There was a projector set up at the front of the class today.
"There is something very wrong with the Australians," Cara announced to the class. Look, she'd formed that opinion very early on in her time on the island, and nothing over the years had convinced her she was wrong. "They are not okay."
"She's not wrong," Jane admitted. Though she felt bad about it. Maybe as though people she knew were secretly Australian or something.
It was entirely possible there were secret Australians all over the place, which only proved Cara's point. "This problem extends to their cars." And she was not talking about which side of the road they drove on.
"Which has led us to showing you this informative movie." It was not informative, Jane. It was just a movie.
"Pay attention to the gangly one," Cara added. "He's especially suspect."
"There is something very wrong with the Australians," Cara announced to the class. Look, she'd formed that opinion very early on in her time on the island, and nothing over the years had convinced her she was wrong. "They are not okay."
"She's not wrong," Jane admitted. Though she felt bad about it. Maybe as though people she knew were secretly Australian or something.
It was entirely possible there were secret Australians all over the place, which only proved Cara's point. "This problem extends to their cars." And she was not talking about which side of the road they drove on.
"Which has led us to showing you this informative movie." It was not informative, Jane. It was just a movie.
"Pay attention to the gangly one," Cara added. "He's especially suspect."