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(OOC: You can probably figure out which girls see this.)

How is it that I actually have a boyfriend and I am getting the least action out of anyone?

And mostly, how is it that he has managed to twist me around into begging for it? I am NOT that person.

I don't have a class until 1. I could start drinking. I need fellip nectar sent from home.

Date: 2005-09-12 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
*drawwwwls*
'Cuz he's a Suthern Gentlemun, darlin'.

*normal voice*
If I knew what that was, I'd tell you where to get it.

And hey, as far as I can tell? Thrace and Adama aren't doing it either. Yet.

Hmmmmm.... You don't think that means something, do you?

Date: 2005-09-12 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
*laughs evilly* Flirt with Mitchell? I knew I liked you, Sun.

Manipulative bastard. Crichton, I mean. How freaking insecure is he, that he keeps threatening to break up with you?

*blinks* Hell, ask Thrace. She might get a kick out of it.

Plus, I'm sure you guys could sell pictures if you need the cash...

*ducks!*

Date: 2005-09-12 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
Like you weren't right there with me, decorating Anders in aquamarine eye-shadow.

If you like Crichton that much, keep him. But lay it out for him. He's gotta give you a better reason than "because" for not stepping up.

Not that I think he *has* another reason.

Nope.

Date: 2005-09-13 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
How could I forget. I learn new words from you people every day-- frak and frell and--

Hmm. I am so tempted to tell you at this moment. He still hasn't replaced the shoes he ruined. Or even apologized!

But it would be wrong.

*thinks*

*sees a certain practical joke*

FRELL IT.

He's checking out the Joy of Sex for you because he's never ever done it before! Okay?!

JOHN CRICHTON IS THE MOST VIRGINAL LEE-LOVER IN THE SCHOOL!

Date: 2005-09-13 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
*smirks*

Okay, now I feel better about the shoes. And that goddamn fake announcement.

Date: 2005-09-13 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
THANK you for that.

Can I kick his ass? Can I? Please? I know you've got first dibs, but if he doesn't take it back, I'm thinking physical vengeance is next on the list.

Please? Please? Please?

Date: 2005-09-13 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
YES!!!

I'd hug you, but I don't do that.

*runs off to beat up Crichton*

Date: 2005-09-12 03:23 pm (UTC)
janet_fraiser: (Default)
From: [personal profile] janet_fraiser
And yet the sexual tension is thick enough to cut with a knife, darlin'. So you'd better do something to take care of that before people start to notice.

Oh, wait. We've already noticed, haven't we?

Date: 2005-09-12 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
Have you told him that? *grinning*

Sooooo... if someone were to hit on him, say, some Snow White Gilmore type-- that wouldn't be a problem.

Right?

Date: 2005-09-12 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
(OOC: Dunno if I'm one of the girls or not. Feel free to ignore me.)

Hey. Listen. I'm not getting any yet either. Aim to fix that. Shortly.

[Bad username or unknown identity: Flyboy Mitchell] flusters easy, but I think I can work it. As long as he stays away from that Sam chick.

He's not my boyfriend, so flirt away. Hell, if you want, I'll even ask him to help you out. Tough chick like you shouldn't have to beg. Crichton ought to be begging you.

Break up. Hah. That boy is so whipped over you. He'd cry for days if you flirted with Mitchell.

Date: 2005-09-12 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com
*sweetly*

This Sam chick?

Date: 2005-09-12 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
*looks her up and down*

Yeah. You.

I don't poach. But he doesn't seem claimed. You got an issue if I want to play with him some?

Date: 2005-09-12 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com
I haven't put a stamp on him yet. He's unclaimed property.

Date: 2005-09-12 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
*smiles* Good. You seem all right. I'd hate to get into a row with you over a guy. Especially one who isn't gonna put out any time soon.

Date: 2005-09-12 03:17 pm (UTC)
janet_fraiser: (Default)
From: [personal profile] janet_fraiser
Sam? When did you enroll? And how did you end up joining the teenage brigade?

Date: 2005-09-12 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com
Don't ask, Jan. It's a long story involving Thor and redundancy measures for information considered vital to the Stargate program.

Upshot is that she gets to run around and save the world, and I get to go back to school.

This was not in the AF brochure! I swear!

Date: 2005-09-13 12:24 am (UTC)
janet_fraiser: (Default)
From: [personal profile] janet_fraiser
I'm sorry, did you just call me Jan?

Jan?

No wonder I wasn't speaking to you. Her. Whoever! No wonder I wasn't speaking to either of you before I left.

On the plus side, the laptop holds up very, very well under a stress test.

[OOC: Janet's laptop is trinium-reinforced and crammed full of as much advanced and alien technology as Sam could make it. Sort of an apology from Sam for not being able to age Janet back to adult.

Date: 2005-09-13 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com
Are we talking about when you died?

Because it was just 'me' back when you died.

Okay. Janet.

And I'm glad the laptop works. You might want me to take out the advanced tech before you hand it over to the Comp Sci teacher, though. The mask is a bit creepy, so I copied my HD out, wiped the memory and reformatted.

Date: 2005-09-13 01:03 am (UTC)
janet_fraiser: (Default)
From: [personal profile] janet_fraiser
Yeah. When I died. Damn it, did you have to bring that up? I'm never very clear on how to talk about clones android doubles alternate universe versions of ourselves that sort of thing.

And thank you.

Yes, that would be very nice of you to do. He adds whole new realms of meaning to 'blank-faced stare.' We can still put the tech back in after, right?

Date: 2005-09-13 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com
I don't think we have a way to talk about it. Per se.

You're welcome.

Blank-faced stare and then some. Trust me. I can put the tech back in.

Date: 2005-09-12 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
*headdesk* Men. Are. So. Stupid.

Looks like Cam's not putting out either. Sometimes those two are so alike it scares me. *headdesk*

*whispers* I have a plan. It involves convincing Cam to flirt with you, and Crichton to flirt with me. All the while I'm telling Crichton how he ought to be putting out for you, and you're telling Cam how he ought to be putting out for me.

*whispers* I think it could work.

Date: 2005-09-13 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
It gets more complicated by the second. I think Adama is flirting with me. Cam's either panic-stricken or furious about my job as Dawn's assistant, and Crichton's...Crichton.

Maybe we should just go get a drink. I'm trying to get the guys -- all of them -- to enroll in Dawn's Sex Ed class. It might help. It better.

Date: 2005-09-13 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
*headdesk* You do realize I'm the TA?

I will not touch him. I don't poach.

Date: 2005-09-13 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
*blinks* Done.

If he's not signed up, I'll knock him out and drag him in. You OK with me roughing him up a bit? Not Like That. Just Punching Him.

Date: 2005-09-13 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
Done. *wipes hands on thighs*

Decked him. Dragged him. Left him in Dawn's office. He'll be enrolled as soon as he wakes.

Date: 2005-09-13 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com
*shrugs* We've got each other's backs. You don't owe me more than that.

Date: 2005-09-12 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharon-valerii.livejournal.com
I've given up trying to understand men, boys, and anything of the male sex. And possibly my own.

I second the flirting suggestion, however. Or... Just break up with him. Love doesn't conquer all, does it?

Date: 2005-09-12 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharon-valerii.livejournal.com
Yes. I take it that's not an option.

Date: 2005-09-12 12:17 pm (UTC)
mycanonhatesme: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mycanonhatesme
If women could understand how men make us do the stupid things we do sometimes, I think we'd rule the world. Just be happy that you at least have a boyfriend.

Date: 2005-09-12 03:20 pm (UTC)
janet_fraiser: (Default)
From: [personal profile] janet_fraiser
I currently hate men. Actually, I currently hate just about everybody. Funny, that. Probably not a good idea to start drinking. Just leads to tears and all kinds of emotional messes, and you don't really need that.

*sympathetic pats* Just ignore him for a while. Until he apologizes for being an ass.

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